Fear of Pigs

There was a pig in the sky yesterday; they saw its high flying act,

The Mail and Express reported it, BBC too so its fact.

And I know cause they said, why it’s all Labour’s fault,

A matter of national security, bringing flying pigs to a halt.

For if left unabated, the end of the world is nigh,

Not to mention price of bacon literally going sky high.

So forget that your wages are falling,

And the rent they’re charging appalling

Your credit card’s taken a mauling,

Soon the bailiff will surely be calling.

We must take this pig issue seriously

It is the biggest most important thing clearly,

So we all voted Tory, that’s it end of story.